True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
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Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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