1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
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just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
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how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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