I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
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hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
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That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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