He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
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Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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