if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
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I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
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What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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