Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
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We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
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do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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