I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
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Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
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It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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