On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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