Soap is not a condiment
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Your penis caused this!
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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