Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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