Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
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What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
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Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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