your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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