What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
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