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(303): View more from Colorado

there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome

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(914): View more from New York

The ice cream man just told me to use protection.

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(772): View more from Florida

I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.

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I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.

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(312): View more from Illinois

My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.

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(303): View more from Colorado

can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?

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(406): View more from Montana

Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.

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(315): View more from New York

I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself

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