what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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