question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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