were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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