grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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