Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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