i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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