I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
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It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
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Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
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