If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Randomize
