Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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