She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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