I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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