Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
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