Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
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Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
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First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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