I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
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wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
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apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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