Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
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He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...