it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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