At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
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then he tried to convert me to islam
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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