There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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