They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
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The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
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I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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