I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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