I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
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I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
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It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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