sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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