Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
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