Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Slut skills are useful in every country.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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