its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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