I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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