Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
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All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
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Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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