"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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