3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
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hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
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It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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