Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
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i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
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Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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