Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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