Where did you get a picture of my penis
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
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the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
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You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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