It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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