:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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