Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I think I sprained my soul last night
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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