And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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