I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Shame is for Republicans.
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