8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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