5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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