I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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