did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
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Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
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Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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